Monday, January 14, 2008

How dreadful to make my aquaintance

Hello. My name is Crabby McCrabbypants. I am crabby.

I am crabby at least part of every day. I wake up crabby. I have coffee and become JUBILANT! Then it is a slow deterioration throughout the day, because I can only tolerate so much contact with people and can only do so many errands and can only keep my eyes open for so long before I become Crabby McCrabbypants.

The only thing that makes me feel better is something funny, so I depend on my husband to grab me by the shoulders and say, “Laugh woman!” And then we laugh and laugh and laugh. But he’s not here, so…

Hello. My name is Crabby McCrabbypants. I am crabby.

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